i hafs defeeted the enemy - sort of

sekret agent k repurtin in.
i hafs met wif the inbayders!!

ans . . .

they . . .

ars . . .

furrendly!!!


they is really nice they calls themselfs "webkinz".

the girl is crazee abouts them. she gots at leest a squillion of thems.


see, they is not tryin to eet me.



the werld is safe agin.

from behind enemy lines

sekret agent K here. i is standin alurt. washin out fur the introoders.


i has gots a few pikshures of the introoders. it wuz hards to sneek up on thems whens they wuz meetin. it wuz efen harder to post. they hafs cut off the pafs to the big puter ans it tooks furefer to find a ways to post. but thems gots lazee ans left it ungarded so heres i am - reportin frum the frunt lines.

di furst guy wuz spotted.


this guy heres mus be da leeder. he is super size.


one of thems is blue! he mus be frum outer space. a troo a-lee-un


one had its disguys on. he wuz tryin to look like one of us kats. hims didnts fool me!

sorry the pikshures arnts beffer. but i was shakin so hards frum the eggsitement that i coodnts holds the camera stedy.

i hopes i kan get sum beffer pikshures to show yu next times i get to sneek on the puter.

sinnin off fur now
sekret agent K

invayshun!!!

this is a e-mur-gen-see reports!!!

we hafs been invadeded!!!

they is effurryware!!! they must be 20 squillion of thems!!!

eeeeekkkk!!!! here they comes! we gotta hides!!!

more later whens the coast is clear!!

in meezer memory

purraying for your family during this time of loss and knowing they will cherish the memories of the time spent loving you. farewell sweet stormie.

miserable monday

some of us at kazoku neko ars sad. mommees wents away for 5 days. she wonts be back until late tuesday. dat is all day today ans all day two-mar-o. she left daddees ans the gerl to take care of us. but i wants my mommees!!! i nots eatins all of my stinky goodness cuz she not heres wif me. i not hangin out in the sames room wif the beans cuz i MISS MY MOMMEES!!!



MOMMEES PEESE HUREE HOMES!!! I NEEDS YU TO GIF ME LUFINS!!!

in ars open-ee-on

last month we gots a fery heafy pakage left at ars door. mommees almost koodnts pick it up. she took furefer to open the box. when she did open it, thair wuz 3 boxes of Fresh Step Fresh Expressions in the pakage.

mommees gots all eggsited. we donts know wy, it is jus the stuff we poop ans pee in. she sed that it wuz speshul litter cuz it smell like lavender valley and it wuz suppose to make ars poopee smell less notisabul.

miss kimberly of the Fresh Step company axed us to try the new Fresh Expressions ans rite a revew abouts how we likes it.

• it donts hurts ars feet or makes them feel funny (sum of us gots tender foots pads).
• it sucks up the pee ans makes it ezee fer mommees to scoop (sumtimes mommees mumbles werds unners hers bref iffens the clumps of pee fall apart)
• da poop is scoopabul (efen kintaros sloppee poops)
• it makes kintaros poopy smell stay near the litter boxes (da smell usually goes to the ofer side of da rooms)
• we used the litter boxes (they wuz no aksidents - like kats donts plan effery ting they do).
• it gots paw points on the box dat we can gif to the cat blogosphere.

kazoku neko gifs the new Fresh Step Fresh Expressions da paws up sign!

we finks mommees is gonna buy it frum now on. she jus gots to find what stor gots it.

mad monday

i ams mad agan. do yu no who is makin me mad?

i is been sittin in mommees puter chair, mindin my own buzness.

i us ushaly catchin a nice catnap ans then i gets MAD!!

i gets sooper dooper hissy mad! eneeones wood iffens yu gots popt on the top of yur hed whens yu is sleepin tite.

dus anyone want a orinch cat? i will pay lots of temptations iffens yu takes him away - far away!

thots for thursday

being the yung mancat that i am, i hafs decided i must spend sum time in deep thot to ponder the impawtant issues facin cats today.

there ar a few things that ar high on my list of pryoratees.

the first is: why do beans hafs control ofer the foods ans treats? we cats ar kwite able to take care of ar food supply. jus cuz they ern green papers donts mean they shood control ars stinky goodness, crunchies or temptations.

second: we shood be allowed to hafs nip partees when we wants. maybes not effury days but at least once a week. so what if we trash the house?! we live heres too. at least we donts leefs stinky socks an underwares on the floor.

and thirds: what is up wif the werd "NO!"? is that the only werd my mommees can say to me when i asks fer anyfing???? she needs to lern the words: "yes" or "of corse yu kan hafs sum my handsum mancat". if she is eetin sumfin an i ask fer sum, she says "no". if i wants to chase my sisfurs an makes them get all hissy she tells me "no". if i wants to eets things i finds on the floor that the beans drug in on the bottom of thare shoes, i gets told "no". jus cuz i will promptly puk it all ofer the floor donts mean i shoodnts eat it. it is a grate way to kleen out my inner systems.


so whats do yu finks abouts my thots for thursday???